1. onesteppcloser:

    imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.

  2. pkmntrainermadoka:

    when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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  3. iphoneicarly:

    When you see someone outside of school but they are alone and youre with your friends

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  4. chasingtrophywhitetails:

    Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

  5. kirschtein-be-bitchin:

    shingekinokyojinheaven:

    dragon-in-a-fez:

    shingekinokyojinheaven:

    i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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    wait

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    what

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    there’s a list???

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    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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    in conclusion god is an asshole

    for comparison:

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    okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

    wait

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    damn.

    god gambles with your souls pass it on

    This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

  6. the-edgar-to-your-hole:

when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it

    the-edgar-to-your-hole:

    when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it

  7. jacobshutup:

    who gave bugs the right

  8. nico-diangelcakes:

    nico-diangelcakes:

    So i have this giant pencil right

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    I think we all know where this is going.

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    the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

  9. how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

  10. autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

    autumn-will-come:

    splashmouth13:

    we-smoke-the-blunts:

    platypusinplaid:

    America in one gif

    omg the eagle exploding it

    How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

    pistachios

  11. burgrs:

    in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your ass” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes

  12. inter-webs:

    *sigh* why am i better than everyone

  13. If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

    ask-koki-kariya:

    ask-koki-kariya:

    lawliet-is-l-a-sexy:

    bilbo-swwaggins:

    princess-poop:

    castielsteenwolf:

    JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

    Omg i’ll smile forever

    id cry from happiness i think

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    that last gif will be me in 3 hours

    edit: I was dead wrong

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My name is Maddy, and I'm 18 years old. Welcome to PlanetSoda! :)