1. pandamiglio:

    My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

  2. sherlockbringthejam:

    kittenskaboodles:

    ianthe:

    headup-billybuddy:

    the-future-mrs-solo:

    whatheballs:

    shavingryansprivates:

    i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

    unless you experience my penis

    I just choked on my food.

    that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

    image

    Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

    image

  3. fin-nick-o-dair:

    you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt 

  4. ericgrau:

The last panel. I cannot stop laughing

    ericgrau:

    The last panel. I cannot stop laughing

  5. rumour:

    *logs in to tumblr*image

  6. showersofoaths:

    Me whenever I visit people’s houses

  7. greatwhiteprivilege:

    *accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*

  8. chronic-mastication:

    Chicken McNugget appreciation

About me

My name is Maddy, and I'm 18 years old. Welcome to PlanetSoda! :)